Terrible Secrets of Space

1) David Garrard is the starting QB for the Jags. I can't imagine anybody ever trusting anything Jack of the Rio says again.
2) Unless #19 FSU collapses against Clemson on Monday, #5 Michigan is one of two top 25 teams to enter week 2 0-1. The other is, of course, Tennessee, which is what you get for not scheduling a rent-a-win.

At this point, Michigan does not deserve to be in the top 25 for the rest of the year. It's one thing for the Florida Gators to lose to #11 Auburn and still go to the championship game. It's quite another for the 5th best team in the country to lose to a Div-IAA team, even if they are back-to-back defending national champions of Div-IAA football. Michigan fans: your whole team got caught looking forward during WEEK 1 for fuck's sake. How does that even happen?

Next two opponents for Michigan: Oregon, Notre Dame
Next two opponents for Appalachian State: Lenoir Rhyne, N. Arizona

Ladies and gentlement, the prosecution rests. Strike Michigan from the top 25, install Miami. Trust me on this. Miami will finish the season in the top 25 100% guaranteed. Top 10? Not unheard of. Mark it.