Week 6 predictions

Too soon? Projected winners are in bold.

Sunday
Buffalo at Detroit - The Lions are terrible.

Carolina at Baltimore - This one is kinda tricky to call. The Ravens have a good record but haven't really played any teams so far. The Panthers aren't too hot but I believe they've got the tools to make a valid effort at the playoffs when properly motivated, and I think they are. All things considered, I think the home team is gonna squeak out a win.

Cincinnati at Tampa Bay - Let's just say the Buccaneers aren't playing too well right now, while the Bengals are playing really well. Carson Palmer's eerie powers of the dead propel them to victory.

Houston at Dallas - This might change if TO starts shitting all over the Tuna and Bledsoe during the week. He's a fucking cancer and I don't know how he can still get work.

N.Y. Giants at Atlanta - Abraham returns.

Philadelphia at New Orleans - Not really sure what to say about this one. I think it speaks for itself.

Seattle at St. Louis - Seattle got whipped two weeks ago, but they were playing the Bears. The Rams are not as good as the Bears.

Tennessee at Washington - Oh God.

Kansas City at Pittsburgh - The Steelers win, but Ben Roethlisberger does everything in his power to lose the game by throwing 4 INTs. ESPN continues to wonder when he'll shake off the "rust." (re: "suck.")

Miami at N.Y. Jets - The Dolphins are awful. Not even Joey Harrington (lol) can salvage them.

San Diego at San Francisco - Shawne Merriman.

Oakland at Denver - Jesus Christ, is this seriously Sunday Night Football? John Madden will run out of things to say by halftime and just go warm up the bus. The Donkos go 5 games allowing only one TD.

Chicago at Arizona - Jesus Christ, is this seriously Monday Night Football? Joe Theisman finally snaps and tries to stab Tony K with a pen after Tony tells Joe to "break a leg" before kickoff.

13-1 last week, 33-11 on the year.