Preseason predictions Week 3

And now for what I really hate doing but can't stop because I'm determined to predict every game this season: preseason guessing games!

Thursday
Me: Jacksonville @ Green Bay
A1967JFKHD: Jacksonville @ Green Bay - The Packers have already had their 40+ point game this season.

Me: New Orleans @ Kansas City
A1967JFKHD: New Orleans @ Kansas City - I seriously hate doing this.

Friday
Tennessee @ Buffalo - Why not?

New England @ Carolina - Sure.

Me: St. Louis @ Oakland
A1967JFKHD: St. Louis @ Oakland - The Raiders are just plain terrible. I'd hold out indefinitely if I was Jamarcus Russell, too.

Saturday
Detroit @ Indianapolis - Check it to pancakes.

Tampa Bay @ Miami - Please?

Me: NY Jets @ NY Giants
A1967JFKHD: NY Jets @ NY Giants - This boggles my mind. How can the Jets be away? How do they handle tickets? That, to me, is the real story here.

San Francisco @ Chicago - Grossmania.

Baltimore @ Washington - Seriously I want the regular season to hurry the fuck up and get up in this bitch.

Me: Dallas @ Houston
A1967JFKHD: Dallas @ Houston - It'd be nice if there was at least one interesting game.

Minnesota @ Seattle - It ain't gonna be this one.

Me: Cleveland @ Denver
A1967JFKHD: Cleveland @ Denver - I know, it's crazy picking Cleveland to do anything, but like 20 Donkos got injured last week.

San Diego @ Arizona - LdT will only play two series but he'll still manage 30 carries and 60 yards.

Sunday
Me: Philadelphia @ Pittsburgh
A1967JFKHD: Philadelphia @ Pittsburgh - I hope everybody in both these cities dies.

Monday
Me: Cincinnatti @ Atlanta
A1967JFKHD: Cincinnatti @ Atlanta - I'll admit, I was kind of surprised to see the Falcons put up a W last week. I know it's the preseason and anything can happen but I kind of figured the whole Vick thing would be on everyone's mind and they'd be distracted. Good for them. He'll be in Federal Pound-Me-in-the-Ass Penetentiary and the Falcons will (I only say this because it would be fucking hilarious, not because I want it in any way) go 19-0.

Thank God that's over with.