Preseason predictions Week 2

So last week I made an off-hand comment that all the picks were pretty much done by coin toss. It got me to thinking, and I wondered if I could out-pick a coinflip. Without any further ado, I introduce the newest Footlawl Team Member: a 1967 John F. Kennedy half-dollar!





A 1967 John F. Kennedy half-dollar.
What an awful picture. Oh well, it's the best my $7 digital camera could do. So what do you say we get started picking this week's winners?

Please note: To conserve space, only the picks where myself and a 1967 John F. Kennedy half-dollar differ are shown.

Thursday
Me: Miami @ Kansas City
A1967JFKHD: Miami @ Kansas City - Gonna have to disagree with you there, Mr. President. Miami's offense looked fucking awful last week.

Friday
Atlanta @ Buffalo - Even a coin older than Joey Harrington knows Joey Harrington sucks.

Me: Carolina @ Philadelphia - Zone blocking for the win.
A1967JFKHD: Carolina @ Philadelphia

Minnesota @ NY Jets - Minnesota status? Still terrible.

Tennessee @ New England - New England status? Still getting no respect. Vince Young continues to ride pine for fear of The Madden Curse.

Saturday
Me: Houston @ Arizona
A1967JFKHD: Houston @ Arizona - This is another one of those match-ups like Arizona and Oakland last week. Why even bother?

Me: Detroit @ Cleveland
A1967JFKHD: Detroit @ Cleveland - Nope, don't care.

New Orleans @ Cincinnati

Tampa Bay @ Jacksonville - Luke McCown destroys 2nd-team D.

Denver @ Dallas - I wouldn't root for Dallas if I was JFK, either.

Pittsburgh @ Washington - As long as Dan Snyder stalks the halls of the Redskins' front office, they will be an embarrassment to just about everybody.

Me: San Diego @ St. Louis
A1967JFKHD: San Diego @ St. Louis - I don't have much to say here except I hope the Chargers get their running back some field time. He's totally under-utilised and could truly be something great if Norv Turner gets him some touches.

Seattle @ Green Bay - It's really hard to find something meaningful to say about two times I couldn't give a shit less about.

Me: Oakland @ San Francisco
A1967JFKHD: Oakland @ San Francisco - The Raiders went 4-0 in the preseason last year and went 2-14 in the regular season. Don't expect anything different this year.

Sunday
Me: NY Giants @ Baltimore
A1967JFKHD: NY Giants @ Baltimore - Some guys on the radio today said Baltimore might be one of the best teams in football? Did they forget about the rest of the AFC?

Monday
Me: Chicago @ Indianapolis
A1967JFKHD: Chicago @ Indianapolis - Also a lot of people are predicting Indianapolis will tank. I wouldn't say "tank" is a good word, but unless Peyton Manning tracks down Dan Marino and buttfucks him raw then literally throat-fucks Tom Brady with his shit-covered cock, a lot of fans won't have their expectations met.

So there you have it. Wow, this was fucking retarded and way too labor-intensive.