Why "Footlawl"?

Let's clear up the reasons I'm doing this first.

1) After a brief glance around the Internets for football blogs, I found that all of them are awful. Sure, they present reasonable arguments for why the Buccaneers need to draft a WR in the first round and shore up the O-line with free agency, but that shit is boring. I realize it's the preseason and there's a real lack of news for the NFL right now, but come on- make something up if you have to.

2) Hey Rube, by Hunter S. Thompson.

3) None of the blogs I looked at had the stones to say New England sucks and Ben Roethlisberger is overrated. I know, NFL heresy, but trust me on this one, folks. The so-called Patriots dynasty was a goddamned fluke and Ben Roffleberger can't throw a pretty spiral to save his life. Sure he can heave the fucking ball 300 yards but ask him to do it accurately? Forget it. Here at Footlawl, those two points will be our mission statement, if you will. Fuck the Patriots; Ben Roflberger is overrated.

4) This is getting boring and I want to write about the Buccaneers, so I'm gonna start a new entry.