Week 10 predictions

Sunday
Baltimore at Tennessee - The Titans are a joke.

Buffalo at Indianapolis - Laser, rocket arm.

Cleveland at Atlanta - The Titans are a joke, too.

Green Bay at Minnesota - Oh, Brett.

Houston at Jacksonville - There are a lot of games this week where stronger teams take on weiner teams.

Kansas City at Miami - Call me crazy. The Dolphins are gonna be charged after beating Chicago last week.

N.Y. Jets at New England - Call me crazy again, but I think the Jets can squeak this out.

San Diego at Cincinnati - LdT is pretty good.

San Francisco at Detroit - Oh God.

Washington at Philadelphia - The Eagles manage to break their losing streak.

Denver at Oakland - Denver breaks the single-game sack record with 14.

Dallas at Arizona - Poor Dallas. Arizona's gonna come out and take an early lead, but that doesn't mean shit as we've seen. However, Dallas is a mess right now and I don't think they'll be able to take advantage of any Cardinal miscues.

New Orleans at Pittsburgh - Be honest. Would you have thought this before Week 1?

St. Louis at Seattle - Seattle's kinda struggling without Alexander and Hasselbeck.

Chicago at N.Y. Giants - Repeat of 1985, where Miami was the only team to defeat da Bears.

Monday
Tampa Bay at Carolina - Monte Kiffen figures out how to jam up Steve Smith and Keyshawn Johnson. Failing that, we'll just start playing for draft position.